This has recently been re-posted in full on the Jazz Speakeasy (US) site and it always makes me laugh...(when they played Monk an Oscar Peterson track he asked to leave for the toilet...)
"1. Andrew Hill. Flight 19 from 'Point of Departure' on Blue Note.
(After two minutes, Monk rises from his seat, starts wandering around the room and looking out of the window. When it becomes clear he is not listening, the record is taken off.)
TM: The view here is great, and you have a crazy stereo system.
LF: Is that all you have to say about that record?
TM: About any record.
LF: I'll find a few things you'll want to say something about.
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2. Art Pepper. Rhythm-a-ning from 'Gettin' Together' on Contemporary.
(With Conte Candoli, Wynton Kelly, Paul Chambers and Jimmy Cobb.)
TM: He added another note to the song. A note that's not supposed to be there. (Sings.) See what I mean?
LF: Did I hear you say the tempo was wrong?
TM: No, all tempos is right.
LF: How about the solos? Which of them did you like?
TM: It sounded like some slow solos speeded up, to me.
LF: How about the rhythm section?
TM: Well, I mean, the piece swings by itself. To keep up with the song, you have to swing.
LF: How many stars would you rate it?
TM: (Indicating Mrs Monk.) Ask her.
LF: It's your opinion I'm asking.
TM: You asked me for my opinion, I gave you my opinion.
LF: Okay, let's forget ratings.
AND much more...
BN.
"1. Andrew Hill. Flight 19 from 'Point of Departure' on Blue Note.
(After two minutes, Monk rises from his seat, starts wandering around the room and looking out of the window. When it becomes clear he is not listening, the record is taken off.)
TM: The view here is great, and you have a crazy stereo system.
LF: Is that all you have to say about that record?
TM: About any record.
LF: I'll find a few things you'll want to say something about.
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2. Art Pepper. Rhythm-a-ning from 'Gettin' Together' on Contemporary.
(With Conte Candoli, Wynton Kelly, Paul Chambers and Jimmy Cobb.)
TM: He added another note to the song. A note that's not supposed to be there. (Sings.) See what I mean?
LF: Did I hear you say the tempo was wrong?
TM: No, all tempos is right.
LF: How about the solos? Which of them did you like?
TM: It sounded like some slow solos speeded up, to me.
LF: How about the rhythm section?
TM: Well, I mean, the piece swings by itself. To keep up with the song, you have to swing.
LF: How many stars would you rate it?
TM: (Indicating Mrs Monk.) Ask her.
LF: It's your opinion I'm asking.
TM: You asked me for my opinion, I gave you my opinion.
LF: Okay, let's forget ratings.
AND much more...
BN.
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