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    “Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor Stravinsky

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      It reminds me of the quote on The News Quiz a few years ago, something to the effect of, "For next Tuesday's Dieter's gathering, would those coming please use the larger entrance at the side of the chapel".

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        A barber's shop near here, a few years back, had a notice in the window saying 'Barber needed'.

        Under which someone had added 'You can say that again'.

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          Noticed one unusual service offered by this builder, so had to snap my camera!
          (Blacked out numbers/email are my edits).

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            In our local church notices in printed village news-sheet (this is absolutely complete):

            "When tidying up your grave, please could you take everything away with you. Thanks very much."

            Thought we were taught we couldn't take anything with us!
            I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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              Originally posted by Boilk View Post
              Noticed one unusual service offered by this builder, so had to snap my camera!
              (Blacked out numbers/email are my edits).

              For highbrow chat only?

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                (Snapped by a relative this morning at the local vet’s surgery)
                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                  Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post


                  (Snapped by a relative this morning at the local vet’s surgery)
                  But think, you could get a chance to bend it with Beckham!

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                      Quite right too
                      "...the isle is full of noises,
                      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        Possibly not original (and I'm not able to reproduce the image) but this made me chuckle:

                        REFUSE TO BE STORED IN BLACK PLASTIC SACKS AND PLACED IN THE CONTAINERS PROVIDED

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                          Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                          Possibly not original (and I'm not able to reproduce the image) but this made me chuckle:

                          REFUSE TO BE STORED IN BLACK PLASTIC SACKS AND PLACED IN THE CONTAINERS PROVIDED
                          Wonderful!

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