Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte
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Didn't know the first (and missed the wit in the second, sorry!).
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On Dead Ringers on BBCR4 this weekend:
'And now let's go over to Peterborough and get reaction to the result. Ann Widdicombe, what do you think of the result of the By-election?'
'I think it's ridiculous. Why can't we just have a straight election?'
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- a particularly good start to the new series, I thought, with a relentlessly vicious, and very funny, parody of the outgoing PM.
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...and Corbyn decisive on D.I.D., ferney.Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post - a particularly good start to the new series, I thought, with a relentlessly vicious, and very funny, parody of the outgoing PM.
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Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post...and Corbyn decisive on D.I.D., ferney.
- yes! Ruthless!
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I didn't know Corbyn's wife was called Ruth...Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post - yes! Ruthless! 
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.Comment
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Neither his present wife nor either of his previous two are called Ruth, but point taken!Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View PostI didn't know Corbyn's wife was called Ruth...Comment
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Not sure it is though ?
Is that Mr P ?Comment
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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Don’t cry for me
I go where music was born
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Gregory Peck was showing at the Odeon.Originally posted by BBMmk2 View PostWhy did the elephant cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!Comment
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Why did the chicken cross the road?Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
To draw his old age pension!
Don't you get it? Nor did he
(All that stuff learnt at school - still coming in useful
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“Music is the best means we have of digesting time." — Igor StravinskyComment
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Why did the punk cross the road?Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
Because he was stapled to the chicken.Comment
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Andrew Marr, on his show this morning:
"He [Jeremy Hunt] used to say Health would be his last big job in politics..."
He kept the usual straight face, so probably didn't intend it that way.Comment
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