Current favourite jokes

[Serial_Apologist]

BLOODY HELL !!

I've read that Cadbury's are removing the chocolate wrap on Twirl Bars, but I suspect this is flake news.

Only when it comes to the crunch!

[johncorrigan]

Only when it comes to the crunch!

I think someone's lyin', S_A.

[Serial_Apologist]

I think someone's lyin', S_A.

Ah well, as Dad would wearily say.

[Pulcinella]

Isn't this the current joke, though it might not be a favourite?

Radio 3: the home of classical music

[Serial_Apologist]

Isn't this the current joke, though it might not be a favourite?

Radio 3: the home of classical music

Put "one time", "erstwhile", or "once much loved" between "the" and "home".

[Serial_Apologist]

"Labour also won in Hartlepool South - a place which a few years ago was an example of Conservative creep".

- Just now on the BBC1 news.

[Roslynmuse]

"Labour also won in Hartlepool South - a place which a few years ago was an example of Conservative creep".

- Just now on the BBC1 news.

Did they specify which particular creep?

[Serial_Apologist]

Did they specify which particular creep?

No!