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  • Petrushka
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 11995

    Originally posted by charles t View Post
    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who was up all night pondering the existence of

    Dog?
    'Dyslexia rules ko?'
    "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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    • johncorrigan
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 10146

      Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
      'Dyslexia rules ko?'
      Dyslexics of the world untie!

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      • Beef Oven!
        Ex-member
        • Sep 2013
        • 18147

        As someone who suffers from dyslexia, I was wondering if jokes were allowed about other groups. Or is it only allowed in the case of groups that don't have a strong voice and political clout? Or is it that some afflictions are funny, and others aren't?

        I don't want the dyslexia jokes to stop, I can see the funny side and personally I don't give a fcuk, I was just wondering about the 'rules of engagement'.

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        • Bryn
          Banned
          • Mar 2007
          • 24688

          The lures of enragement?

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          • Beef Oven!
            Ex-member
            • Sep 2013
            • 18147

            Originally posted by Bryn View Post
            The lures of enragement?
            That's what I said!!?

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            • Ferretfancy
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 3487

              Women of different nationalities were interviewed and ask to say what was the first thing they said after making love.

              The French woman said " Ah! Cherie! Magnifique! Encore! Encore!"

              The American woman said " Say honey, that was swell! What did you say your name was ? "

              The English woman said " Do you feel better now, Charles ? "

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              • Ant

                Hello Beef Oven et al,

                Just to be serious for a moment; my own feeling is that pretty-well everything can be a humour subject _if_the_result_is_funny_ but at the same time I wouldn't want to cause any offence - my early attempts on here were a bit apologetic until I'd got an idea of the audience. Some subjects are just too, ermm, overbearing to be joked about, Private Eye apart sometimes although usually their jokes are comments rather than humour.

                Probably many of us have problems which get joked about, I do and I also crack them - the thing is to keep the joke at arm's length from the sufferer but I realise that that can be easier to say than to do. Perhaps there could be an indexing system - if a joke begins with a D) for instance, those with dyslexia will know to skip it.

                All these Great War thoughts at present bring to mind the black humour from that period which helped to make life less unbearable...

                Regards Ant

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                • Petrushka
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 11995

                  Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post
                  As someone who suffers from dyslexia, I was wondering if jokes were allowed about other groups. Or is it only allowed in the case of groups that don't have a strong voice and political clout? Or is it that some afflictions are funny, and others aren't?

                  I don't want the dyslexia jokes to stop, I can see the funny side and personally I don't give a fcuk, I was just wondering about the 'rules of engagement'.
                  I can sympathise but the world will be terribly short of jokes if we had to rule out upsetting one group of people or another. I am very short (5' 2'' soaking wet) and have had all the jokes and usual nicknames about it for most of my life, many of the jokes coming from me! A reasonably thick skin is a distinct advantage but as my mother used to say 'laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone'.
                  "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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                  • Beef Oven!
                    Ex-member
                    • Sep 2013
                    • 18147

                    Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
                    I can sympathise but the world will be terribly short of jokes if we had to rule out upsetting one group of people or another. I am very short (5' 2'' soaking wet) and have had all the jokes and usual nicknames about it for most of my life, many of the jokes coming from me! A reasonably thick skin is a distinct advantage but as my mother used to say 'laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone'.
                    Agreed. But, I was not looking to rule out any jokes, I was looking for licence to get going on all groups, not just the easy targets.

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                    • Petrushka
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 11995

                      Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post
                      Agreed. But, I was not looking to rule out any jokes, I was looking for licence to get going on all groups, not just the easy targets.
                      "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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                      • ahinton
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 16122

                        Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post
                        As someone who suffers from dyslexia, I was wondering if jokes were allowed about other groups. Or is it only allowed in the case of groups that don't have a strong voice and political clout? Or is it that some afflictions are funny, and others aren't?

                        I don't want the dyslexia jokes to stop, I can see the funny side and personally I don't give a fcuk, I was just wondering about the 'rules of engagement'.
                        I'd PIKU to take charge of adherence to those rules any day!

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                        • Beef Oven!
                          Ex-member
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 18147

                          Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                          I'd PIKU to take charge of adherence to those rules any day!
                          Hoots mon!!! You are talking about the UKIP again!!!

                          You're addicted!!

                          Obsessed with the UKIP!!!

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                          • Petrushka
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 11995

                            Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post
                            Agreed. But, I was not looking to rule out any jokes, I was looking for licence to get going on all groups, not just the easy targets.
                            Anyone who remembers the student rag mags from the 1970s will be dismayed at the timidity shown nowadays by comics and joke merchants. There was no stopping jokes about any subject at all and re-reading them now I think that many would be regarded as taboo, especially jokes about immigrants, gays, various disabilities and the Irish (or is this last still admitted??).
                            "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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                            • Gordon
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 1424

                              Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
                              ... and the Irish (or is this last still admitted??).
                              As long as it's a Corker, they always go Down well even though they're beyond the Pale. The Irish are Galways good for a joke and you're assured of Dublin over with laughter. Kerry On joking...

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                              • Beef Oven!
                                Ex-member
                                • Sep 2013
                                • 18147

                                My mate's mum is from Ireland and his dad's from India.

                                I reckon he's corkasian

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